chad burke:

this man is attempting to own more mopeds than I own comic books. he's a beer snob, in an endearing way. and he's a hell of a good conversation waiting to happen. his jokes are very 1960's tv show, also in an endearing way. I wish he'd get the hell out of michigan, a hope I have for most of my friends that live there. I still would buy a moped solely because chad burke doesn't have one like it, and I encourage all of you to do the same.